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1. Which colours are represented on the Australian flag?
- cane toad green and dehydrated earthy brown

2. Indigenous people have lived in Australia for ...
- they moved into the house next door last weekend

3. Australia's national flower is the ...
- the fungus

4. Which is a popular sport in Australia?
- electing dishonest, self serving tools into parliament

5. Australia's political system is a ...
- joke

6. The Capital of Australia is...
- Washington DC

7. Which animals are on the Australian Coat of Arms?
- the brown desert rat and the Queensland cane toad

8. Where did the first European settlers to Australia come from?
- Africa

9. Who is Australia's head of state?
- Dame Edna Everage

10. Who was the first Prime Minister of Australia?
- don't know and don't care

11. What song is Australia's national anthem?
- I like aeroplane jelly

12. What do you call the elected head of a state government?
- #$!*!1 lying #!*& good for nothing !$#%!!

13. Which federal political party or parties are in power?
- GOP

14. Which of the following are Australian values?
- everyone one for themselves aka screw the poor

15. Australia's values are based on the ...
- survival of the fittest

16. What does Anzac Day commemorate?
- that idiots can lead the military and that it is ok to loose at war

17. In what year did the first European settlers arrive?
- I'll go ask an Australian Aborigine

18. How many states are there in Australia?
- mentally speaking?

19. Australian soldiers fought in ...
- every one of the US silly wars since Australian federation

20. What is Australia's biggest river system?
- the sewage system